Saturday, July 18, 2009

Bliss - A Memoir

This is a small movie that I made today encompassing all the learnings that these two months in this foreign land offered to me.

See it, enjoy it and spread it. Thanks.

P.S. If you liked it, please do spread it. Pass on the link to all your friends.

Friday, July 17, 2009

A Bottle Of Fun

See, look up! Look up instantly! You'll notice something amazing. Just look up!

If you indeed looked up, then I want to congratulate you that you had been fooled by me and if you didn't, then I just want to thank you for making me feel great that my absorbing writing-style inhibited your eyes from roving around. Now you can have a look at the newest bundle of my-SHIT!

Cool Ones -
  • I just realized that I realize too much.
  • I wonder why :( is also called a smiley?
  • There are times when I look back and say 'I should look in front.'
  • I know you give importance to what I write otherwise you would not have been reading this!
  • I used to be straight, but now I am a hunchback!
  • TV is my ex-girlfriend! And it is I who ditched her.
  • Love is not blind, it is myopic(short-sighted).
  • I am a virgin, but my eyes are not!
  • It is very difficult to invent a new one-liner every single time you want!
  • You are my best friend, for the time being!
  • I tried to be costly but no one seemed interested; so I became cheap!
  • When your girlfriend becomes more of a girl and less of a friend, it is the time to leave her.
  • Love is 'friendship gone bad'.
  • I used to listen to Himesh once, but now I find the noises in the toilet more dulcet.
  • Happiness is costly, but I am rich and extravagant!
  • I sat down to think who is the person who has influenced my life the most and a moment later, I realized it's not you.

Profound Ones -
  • The real joy in writing comes when you read something really beautiful and you're amazed to realize that it is actually you who wrote it.
  • Everyone can write, but not everyone can sit to write.
  • A real photographer is the one who instead of looking through the camera makes the camera look through his eyes.
  • The only fall that can make you rise is love.
  • When I fell in love with myself, I realized that I deserved every bit of it.
  • Love is not measured by what you can 'give' for its sake, rather what you can 'give up' for its sake.
  • I am not one of those; I am one of 'those few'.
  • Sometimes things go in the right direction quite unexpectedly and you are amazed to realize that happiness is your destiny.
  • One is single before and even after commitment.
  • Theoretical physics is like photography ... you've to keep your eyes open to get that perfect 'click'.
  • As days are passing out here, the more I am getting closer to myself. And the more I am getting closer to myself, the more I am falling in love with me.
P.S. I reflected and came out with a conclusion that "WTF = Wow that's funny! is much better than the original version." What say? WTF?
P.S. Copyright - Buzz and Buzzing Networks.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Another Shit in the Wall

Hi guys,
This is Keshav..... Buzz bugged me rather 'buzzed' me into this idea of presenting my w(sh)it to the world, and I readily agreed. So, I shall start with some original ones. I'll upload more when I recall some or create new ones. So here's presenting my S***.
  • If you think you're at the top, the only way ahead is downwards!
  • Is your PC running?..... well if it is, you better go and catch it!!
  • The world was in dark, struggling againt rubbery turkeys and feathery chickens........... Then God said, "Let There be KFC."............. and all was light.
  • My neck is stiff...... ma throat is sore....................... was too loud for my ears...... just couldn't have asked for more!!! (After attending AC/DC live in Glasgow on 30/6/09)
  • Twinkle Twinkle invisible cat, How I wonder what you're at!!
  • Don't try to be perfect, trust me, it's boring!!
Keep waiting for more coming!!

Shit as never before

Hi. This is Buzz. This blog is for our one-liners, some of which have become quotes in our friend circle. So, here goes the first post.
  • There are some things that money can't buy and for everything else there are shops.
  • I am not prideful; I just love myself too much.
  • God didn't give me a good face, so I shifted behind the camera.
  • Some people are exceptionally talented in making you feel bad about yourself, and I am exceptionally talented at ignoring them.
  • From here on there are two ways - One that leads to where you are destined to go and another one to where you want to go. And in the end you'll realize that both the roads lead to the same destination.
  • I used to hate myself, then I met you.
  • I found myself gifted at exaggeration, so I became a story-teller.
  • I just realized that the secret to happiness is to respect yourself as nobody else.
  • An idea can change your wife.
  • If you're confused whether to choose love or dreams, then without any second thoughts, go for dreams. Since, true love will never ever stand in the way of your dreams.
  • I am god-gifted at being lazy.
  • Sometimes there are no choices to make, and that's the best moment in one's life, because there is no confusion.
  • Writing needs patience, wit, imagination and the most important of them all - readers!
  • I was searching for happiness all around, until I realized that it was right here all-throughout - in my name!
  • In the journey of life, you don't need milestones to look forward rather you need them to look back.
  • I realized that the real success is the one which brings gratitude in you.
  • There are very many talented people out there in this world, but very few of them are gifted.
  • I don't like to be called a traveller, I prefer the word 'nomad'.
  • I love myself so much that if I were a girl, then I would be married to me till now.
  • I was searching for the ultimate key to knowledge and then I found google.
  • I was searching for a girlfriend all around the world for one year but could not find any. Frustrated, I sat back at home and googled the word 'girlfriend' and it gave me more than a million of them in just a second. Can you beat google?
  • Happiness just requires two things - A friend to laugh with and a friend to laugh at.
  • My life is like an open book, it's just that the color of the font as well as the pages is white.