Sunday, October 25, 2009

Wishful Contemplation

Hi, it's now time to make some 'shit happen', since this blog has had enough of constipated days. Nowadays, twitter is the dust-bin that takes most of my outrageous dumplings, so if you're on twitter, you can follow me(the link is on the right). So, with your permission, I begin some wishful contemplation -

Cool ones:
  • Some people are never vexed, after all, they're too busy making others the same...
  • God bless me and then everyone else.
  • I used to respect girls, now I fear them.
  • To err is forgive is humane.
  • The best motivational line that I ever heard is - 'Dude, you can't do it!'
  • Many people bask in proclaiming their life statement as 'I am what I am', and interestingly, therefore they are 'nothing'.
  • I don't like dumb girls because I know that they will feel bad after reading this.
  • If only you try it for sometime, you would find out that it's not too difficult to rhyme.
  • There is a thing called free lunch, if your friend owns the restaurant.
  • I hated bad people until I realized that I was one of those few.
  • When you're constipated, even the fundamental truth 'shit happens' turns false.
  • When you're feeling angry, close your eyes, take three deep breaths and count 1 to 10 in your mind; and then punch the first person who comes in front of you as hard as possible.
  • I hate shrthnd.
  • Bug me and see how I'll outshine you.
  • Breaking up(my time-table) is my hobby.
  • I like bad people, they are so good.
  • The greatest irony in a photographer's life is that he cannot capture his own photo in all the possible ways.
  • It's very difficult to find the right guy and it's even difficult to find the 'wrong' girl!
  • If you're not willing to talk about yourself, then don't worry, I am.
Profound ones:
  • There is no such thing as hard work. If you work on something that you love to do, your work would never seem 'hard' no matter how many hours you put in and if you work on something that you don't love, then you would never feel the desire to 'work hard'.
  • When people go bad, you better turn worse otherwise your condition will turn the same.
  • Wait never goes in vain and if, by any chance, it does, then the thing was not worth waiting.
  • Sometimes, I feel happy just because I've nothing else to do. I call it being 'idly happy'.
  • If you would not have come into my life, I would have missed you.
  • Drooping eyes, weary soul, blocked nose, ascending temperature and an extravagant smile. This is what life is all about.
  • To love is to love the things that the person you love loves.
  • Friends are not consciously made, they happen.
  • I am born as a writer, I want to die as a poet.
  • The best thing about us is 'us'.
P.S. If you're not sick, then do something better than reading this.